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Si estas cansado de los típicos ‘Chuck Norris Facts‘, me encontré en Twitter algunos bastante buenos que están orientados un poco a la web 2.0 y la mayoría son bastante buenos, aquí se los dejo:

  • Google Maps won’t display Chuck Norris’ address because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
  • Advertisers on Commission Junction pay Chuck Norris 200% commission.
  • Google Earth confirmed that when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
  • In a court case between Google and Microsoft, Chuck Norris won.
  • There are only 2 cuts of meat Matt Cutts fears – Spam and Roundhouse, Chuck Norris’ favorite.
  • Chuck Norris can email a roundhouse kick to the face.
  • Chuck Norris has a click-through-ratio of 9.
  • Chuck Norris has a conversion rate of 110 percent.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t write content; the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  • Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • When Chuck Norris uses Wordtracker, every phrase he enters displays 10000000 daily searches.
  • If Google is a monopoly, Norris is a Chucktatorship.
  • Search engines & directories submit to Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read blogs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • When google has a question, they “Norris” it.
  • Chuck Norris has a PageRank of 11!
  • When you land on Chuck Norris’ squeeze page, it kills you.
  • When Chuck Norris advertises with PPC, you pay him!
  • The term “Google Roundhouse” was coined when every search query returned Chuck Norris as the top result. Matt Cutts is afraid to diffuse it.

La verdad es que, ¡me encantaron! ¿cuáles fueron sus favoritos?

Vía: @sem_seo_ppc


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